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Gorilla Marketing

(Yes, I know that’s not the right spelling, but when thinking of a title for this blog post, the sometimes aggressive nature of the gorilla seemed to sum up the approach used by marketing departments.)

Everyone is used to getting marketing emails from websites – it’s nothing new. But it seems that in recent years, a lot of the larger companies have adopted a far more predatory approach to their customers. Add push notifications and text messages into the mix and new customers can face a barrage of hard-sell tactics.

Enshittification has been talked about more and more since the term was first coined in 2022 and Wikipedia describes it as a decline in platforms and services over time. Draw the customers in with great offers and service and then milk them dry. The problem is that when you drive your customers away and you’re struggling to attract new ones, then it’s left to squeeze every last penny from the ones who have stuck around.

Way(un)fair

Take this screenshot from my emails:
A screenshot from my email inbox, showing many, many emails from Wayfair

One or two emails from Wayfair every day, without fail, based on what I’ve been browsing for in their app – an app that also gives me at least one push notification every day too.

I’m sure this tactic works in the short term – give that customer a nudge back to the app and see if that sale can be made. But it’s such a short-sighted approach – eventually, fatigue sets in and the customer is bound to unsubscribe (as I will be doing after finishing this post). I can’t think of a single shop I want to receive multiple emails/notifications from each day. Even if I had unlimited wealth and space to put stuff, there’s only so many things I need or want, so I unsubscribe and turn off app notifications. So next time these places have a sale on or some good offers, they miss out on my custom, because they’ve driven me away.

Bad Bad Rhino

Wayfair are just one example of this crappy behaviour – Bad Rhino adopt similar tactics and a man only needs so much clothing. Spamming me daily trying to get me to buy more just isn’t going to work and again, leads to unsubscribes and app uninstalls. And when I’ve bought from them in the past, they’ve automatically re-added me to their marketing lists, unprompted.

“Why beat them when you can just join them?”

Of course, Wayfair and Bad Rhino are just two examples – there are many other companies that think it’s perfectly fine to bombard their customers daily. Amazon, Argos, eBay, AliExpress etc. all thought it was fine to keep pestering me until I eventually poke around their notifications and turn it all off. And that would probably be their argument: “If you don’t want to receive our marketing, then unsubscribe”, but we’ve all become accustomed to it being this way, because they all do it.

Plus as the big players dominate their respective markets, they feel no need to be particularly nice to their customers. Many people complain about how the likes of Amazon treat their staff and how they drive out smaller businesses, but they still buy from them, myself included, but where possible, I will try and find a comparable retailer to buy from now.

A better way

With my own online shop, I’ve always been loathe to do any kind of marketing – I would rather my customers be in control of what notifications they receive and so I just have a double opt-in email list and Facebook/Bluesky and if those notifications include information that a customer actually wants, then the subscriber numbers will go up steadily on their own, without the hard sell, and unsubscribe numbers will be low. Sure, a one-man site is hugely different to a multi-million pound corporation with shareholders to consider, but I don’t see the harm in treating customers properly.

Anyway, I realise I’m not saying anything new here, but it’s something that will always puzzle me – who wants customers buying something because they have been hassled into it? Surely your products and services should be good enough to want them coming back for more?

Right.. I’m off to unsubscribe from Wayfair…

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Gaming

Buying a Saroo just to play Sega Rally

I’d seen mention of Saroo, an accessory for the Sega Saturn, on Twitter (or X, if you prefer), but hadn’t a clue what they were for. After a quick google around, I found that a seller on AliExpress had some for sale (since then, lots more sellers have popped up) and so I took a chance on one.

Read more: Buying a Saroo just to play Sega Rally

What is a Saroo?

A Saroo is a flash card that goes into the Saturn’s cartridge slot and allows for the loading of games via Micro SD, bypassing the Saturn’s CD drive altogether. They can also hold saved game data and provide support for those games that usually need additional RAM cartridges. All without the need to modify your Saturn.

My plan was to just buy one, download all my old favourites, perhaps find some new ones and keep it around to tinker with occasionally. The cartridge came with a pre-loaded memory card, filled with a mixture of classics from all regions and a few rather suspect adult games from Japan. After a few days of trying it out, I’d trimmed out most of the games I didn’t want and added in pretty much all the ones that I could think of that I wanted to play. All ran smoothly, with the exception of one, which seemed to need a Japanese saturn to run properly; thankfully, my Saturn is modded, so a quick switch later, that game ran perfectly too.

So with all these games at my disposal, I would try one out, play a few times, then switch to an old favourite – Sega Rally. I was never particularly good at it, but as pure arcade-style racing experience go, it can’t be faulted, especially with the quicker loading times too. I’d have probably been annoyed buying Sega Rally on release – not many games can be played in five minutes – but for a quick way to unwind, it’s unmatched.

A notable mention should go to Elevator Action Returns – definitely worth trying out if you haven’t already.

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Gaming

Obscure programming book covers

“We need you to come up with an eye-catching cover for our new book. Something to make programming look sexy!”
“No problem. I’ll put a naked lady on the foreground and a C64 positioned in just the right place”
“Perfect!”
“.. and an Ant-man, in a robe, drinking wine in the background!”
“Wait.. what?”

Progammieren in Maschinensprache
Progammieren in Maschinensprache mit boobies
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Gaming

The QuickShot Intruder 1 Joystick

Considering I’ve not posted anything in eleven months, you might think I’ve been polishing and crafting the perfect article, waiting till the right moment to unleash its profundity on the world. However, you’d be wrong – it’s about a silly 25-year-old joystick, the QuickShot Intruder 1.

I’m a sucker for buying unusual videogame-related stuff, particular in job lots; they don’t have to be rare, just a little different. So when a listing of 16 old shop stock joysticks appeared on Ebay, I was straight in there. Most of them were old ‘Quick Gun Turbo’ NES joysticks, but this one stood out –

Quickshot Intruder 1 Joystick
A thing of beauty (with a very loose definition of ‘beauty’)

There were two of these in the lot – the sealed one in the photo and one with a tattier box. I’m not someone who obsesses over keeping sealed things sealed, but having two of these meant I could at least nose around the unsealed one.

Clacton Electronics
Behold – the mighty Clacton Electronics

The QS-149 Intruder 1 (to give it its full, snappy title) supports Atari, Commodore, Sears (never actually seen one of these), MSX, Amstrad CPC 464 and Master System computers/consoles. It only has two fire buttons, so it’s no use for the Mega Drive.

Some of the more interesting features –

Turbo Fire Selectors

Turbo Fire
Not exactly Top Gun.

Although they look quite natty, they just have three settings – 0, I and II.

Fire Button Cover

Fire Button Cover
“Quick! Flip the button cover to eject.. or make Wonder Boy jump”

Designed to look like some kind of missile launching thing or maybe an eject button, the flip-top cover actually ‘protects the major from fire button dust and wear’. Certainly, there’ll be no chance of wearing the button out if you keep it covered up.

6 US Military Insignia Stickers

US Military Insignias
Nothing screams authenticity like applying some cheap stickers to your joystick

For that finishing touch to your wonderful new joystick, why not add one of these insignia stickers to complete the look of a gritty fighter pilot, as you play F19 on your Amiga.

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Gaming

The Snorlax Bean Bag Chair

Stumbled across a Gamestop link earlier to a Snorlax Bean Bag Chair. At first glance, it looks all cute…

snorlax
“Snorlax Happy!”

and then when you get down to business…

snorlax2
“Mmmf…snmmf… suffmmff”

Poor Snorlax