A cut-out-and-keep (er, assuming you print it off first) guide to the phrases you’ll come across when browsing for used videogames on Ebay –
| What they say | What they mean |
|---|---|
| RARE | Not rare |
| ULTRA RARE!! | Still not all that rare |
| Too many games to list | Eight games |
| Untested | Broken |
| Ideal gift for Christmas | It’s November and I need to offload this tat |
| Easy to pick up | No instructions |
| GX4000 and one game | GX4000 and Burnin’ Rubber |
| Unboxed GBA Carts | Pirate GBA Carts |
| Job lot | Tat I couldn’t sell individually |
| Neo Geo | Eye-wateringly expensive |
| Message me for more details | Dodgy |
| See photo for game titles | I really can’t be arse to type this stuff out, so squint at the tiny, blurry thumbnail that’s probably not even the right way up |